Avengers Texts

Peter to Bruce

<Parker>

idk if you heard but im ok, thanks for texting

<Uncle Bruce>

no problem kid. you alright?

<Parker>

i'm fimmmmmm

<Parker>

he is not fine some assholes working for some red owl shit villain hit him and his face is swollen and it's my fault and i think he has a broken rib too and he says it doesnt hurt but i know it does

<Uncle Bruce>

calm down wade

<Parker>

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN MY BOYFRIEND IS IN PAIN BECAUSE OF M

<Parker>

sorry about him

<Uncle Bruce>

you should be, he was a mess earlier, nearly gave me an aneurism with all his panicking. you heard your voicemails?

<Parker>

yes and I feel like crap. I know he takes things hard because he's slightly overdramatic and a little hyperbolic but jesus he sounded so upset

<Parker>

I gave him a hard time about not answering his phone because I panic too but he thought I was pulling something on him and he still

<Parker>

I dunno. I worry about him

<Uncle Bruce>

well he worries too so don't think about it too much

<Peter>

obviously he worries. I have like 60 voicemails

<Uncle Bruce>

did you save them?

<Peter>

goons did, bc they didn't know how to delete them. my voicebox automatically saves them if you don't tell it not to. so whenever I feel like crap I can just play these and feel worse

<Uncle Bruce>

don't feel bad bc he got worried. he's just paranoid

<Parker>

he kept saying he loved me and how he was sorry but he he had nothing to be sorry for. but he came up with a thousand things to apologize for. like him sending me a dumb text or breaking my window was gonna make me just leave without a word? what kind of boyfriend am I if he thinks that?

<Uncle Bruce>

well. he's never had anyone to worry about leaving him before, has he? so he's more paranoid now. he doesn't know how this works. he's cocky and sarcastic and self assured until it comes to actual life and real shit, and then he's scared that you'll leave.

<Uncle Bruce>

don't tell tony I said all that he'll think he can use me as his shrink again

<Peter>

i'll see u at home. you're the best.