<Thor>
I HEAR YOU ARE DISPLEASED WITH ME MY ONE EYED FRIEND LOL
<ONE EYED FRIEND>
you broke manhattan
<Thor>
THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE MY DEAR COMRADE WTF
THE WISE MAPS OF GOOGLE SAID IT WAS ONLY AN HOUR OF WALKING DISTANCE LMFAO
I DECIDED TO TRY FLYING DISTANCE XD
<ONE EYED FRIEND>
stop putting abbreviations on the end of all your sentences thats not even how those work
and why would you do that
<Thor>
IT SEEMED LIKE A THUMPING GOOD TIME
I OVERESTIMATED THE STRENGTH OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE
<ONE EYED FRIEND>
dont let it happen again
<Thor>
OF COURSE BAE
<ONE EYED FRIEND>
tony really needs to teach you what these things mean
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
