Avengers Texts

Natasha To Tony

<Nat A Tat>

hey there boo

u alright?

<Tone It Down>

no

i need help

<Nat A Tat>

me help or pepper help

<Tone It Down>

both probably

i fucked up in a horrible terrible way

<Tone It Down>

also marie's burn stuff is ready

<Tone It Down>

also why do i keep hearing thumping from the roof

<Nat A Tat>

wht did u do? also the roof is hulk slamming loki around for taking clints hearing aids

<Tone It Down>

oh, he can hear again, thats nice

<Nat A Tat>

what did u dooooo tony

<Tone It Down>

cap did it not me

i just made it worse

<Nat A Tat>

what happened

<Tone It Down>

he kissed me

<Nat A Tat>

wAHT

<Tone It Down>

and i kissed him back

<Nat A Tat>

ASDFGHJKL

<Tone It Down>

and then he looked at me and i realized what i did and i ran out

<Nat A Tat>

YOU

DID

WHAT

<Nat A Tat>

YOU IDIOT

<Nat A Tat>

YOU GUYS TOTALLY COULDVE MADE OUT DURING HANNIBAL AND INSTEAD YOU TONYED THE SITUATION

<Tone It Down>

im slightly offended by the phrase "tonyed the situation"

tonying stuff is making it awesome

<Nat A Tat>

ur mISSING MY POINT IDIOT

WHY DID U FREAK OUT HE KISSED U

<Tone It Down>

he was confused and i shouldnt have kissed him and i would ruin him

if we ever dated or got together or whatever

i would hurt him and he would end up hating me

i would use him up

<Nat A Tat>

oh you poor misguided fool

YOU STUPID, IDIOTIC, DUMBASS, SHIT LORDIAN FUCK BALL OF BAD IDEAS

<Tone It Down>

yes thats me

<Nat A Tat>

me and pepper will fix this

BUT IF YOU MUCK IT UP AGAIN I WILL NOT BE NICE ABOUT IT

I'LL JUST SMUSH YOUR FACES TOGETHER AND HANDCUFF YOU TO EACH OTHER

<Tone It Down>

aye aye captain

<Nat A Tat>

meh