<Klingon Cyclops>
u sent me a wig, stark
<Assache x100>
yes sir
<Klingon Cyclops>
why the hell did u send me a wig
<Assache x100>
ur shiny head is distracting
<Klingon Cyclops>
when did u measure my head
<Assache x100>
u fell asleep during shark week
<Klingon Cyclops>
ur a pain in my ass, stark
ur like a hemerroid
<Assache x100>
when r u getting clint his hearing aids
<Klingon Cyclops>
its happening
few weeks
<Assache x100>
send me the specifications
i'll do it
<Klingon Cyclops>
no way
you'll patent it
<Assache x100>
ur a dick
<Klingon Cyclops>
ur a large, throbbing, puss filled, swelling section of my asshole that makes me want to throw myself off the top of the trump building
<Assache x100>
thats exteme
also yes jump off the trump building
maybe a suicide will get it torn down
<Klingon Cyclops>
it is ugly
<Assache x100>
just like yoooou
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
