<Spider Child>
u okay
<Tony Dad>
uh huh
yeah no im
fine
<Spider Child>
do u do something
<Tony Dad>
yes. something dumb.
<Spider Child>
did u kill someone? wade says he can get rid of the body for u
<Tony Dad>
no i did not kill someone wade goddamit
<Spider Child>
so its about steve then
<Tony Dad>
sighhhhhhhh
yes
<Spider Child>
yes well. fix that.
<Tony Dad>
how
<Spider Child>
talk to him
he's sitting outside the lab waiting for u to leave
<Tony Dad>
oh
<Spider Child>
btw do u have a copy of mockingjay? wade needs to read it asap or he's gonna die
<Tony Dad>
hes such a dork
a psycho dork who i disapprove of fyi
<Spider Child>
rude
<Tony Dad>
hes an assassin
<Spider Child>
hes a good person
er. well. he's good to me. and he doesnt kill babies or anything.
<Tony Dad>
he's practically mothe teresa
<Spider Child>
DAD STOP
<Spider Child>
i mean
<Spider Child>
i just
<Spider Child>
tony. i meant tony stop.
<Tony Dad>
oh calm down parker
i've seen you blog about us
tony dad and captain dad and uncle bruce
<Spider Child>
well cUT IT OUT THEN LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE AND GET STEVE
<Tony Dad>
fine. for the children.
<Spider Child>
YES I WON FOR ONCE
AH YES THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY
<Tony Dad>
shut up or i'll kill u
<Spider Child>
uh, have u seen my boyfriend? u cant kill me
<Tony Dad>
he should be afraid of me
<Spider Child>
should be
isnt
<Tony Dad>
*deep sigh*
<Spider Child>
calm ur shorts and talk to steve
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
