<MELINDA MAY SHIELD AGENT>
maria wants to get a fucking cat on my jet and you know what. I'm blaming you. for putting these weird pet ideas in her head.
<Thor>
I BELIEVE A CAT WOULD MAKE FOR A MOST AMIABLE FLIGHT COMPANION DO YOU NOT
<MELINDA MAY SHIELD AGENT>
no. i do not.
<Thor>
AHAHAHAHA MELINDA YOUR WIT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE
<Thor>
I MISS MARIA HILL WHEN WILL SHE BE RETURNING TO OUR TOWER
<MELINDA MAY SHIELD AGENT>
soon. ish. maybe. who knows. it's classified
<Thor>
I SEE
<MELINDA MAY SHIELD AGENT>
I thought you learned how text without the caps?
<Thor>
I HAVE LEARNED I JUST FIND THAT THE CAPITALIZATION BUTTON CONVEYS MY ENTHUSIASM ABOUT CONVERSATION MUCH MORE ACCURATELY
<MELINDA MAY SHIELD AGENT>
mmmhm. okay. good talk
<Thor>
GOOD DAY, MELINDA! AND SEND MY REGARDS TO MARIA AS WELL!
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
