<Lover>
so bruce says to remind you about the thing and you'll know what it is
<Tony Boney>
the thing?
<Toney Boney>
what day is it?
<Toney Boney>
the thing isn't until friday
<Lover>
it is friday
<Lover>
also would you quit changing your name in my phone seriously you are such a child
<Toney Boney>
i cannot stop changing my name in your phone, i am a child, toney boney was a hilarious stroke of genius, and holy shit, it cant be friday, i am LATE
<Lover>
why whats the thing
<Toney Boney>
screening thing bc me and bruce are super geniuses and were late which is bad we gotta go,,,, shit this is why i dont do volunteer work i always forget. I need to leave
<Toney Boney>
but i can't because where the fuck is nat and how am i supposed to deal with matt and foggy and peter and wade without her to keep them from EATING ME
<Lover>
nobody is going to eat you
<Toney Boney>
well, lets not rule out everyone, lover
<Toney Boney>
get it
<Toney Boney>
because. eat me.
<Lover>
are you serious right now i can't believe this
<Lover>
you are so much like wade i cant understand why you hate him so much
<Toney Boney>
its because im self loathing and also im nothing like wade wilson he is a completely different type of messed up than i am. anyways. how am i going to get through today
<Lover>
well don't look now but two cars just pulled up
<Lover>
for your sake i hope one of them has nat in it
<Toney Boney>
for matt's sake too. if she isn't here to protect him i fear for his life at the hands of the terrifying foggy nelson
<Lover>
if bruce manages to find thor that should distract him for a while
<Toney Boney>
bruce lost thor AGAIN jesus christ
<Lover>
and loki apparently. they may be lizard hunting
<Toney Boney>
WE HAVE ENOUGH ANIMALS MY HOUSE IS NOT A JUNGLE NOR A JUNGLE GYM YOU SUPERHEROES ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL I CANT BELIEVE THIS.
<Lover>
okay well peter and wade were one of the cars because i can hear them arguing and what does foggy drive
<Toney Boney>
i don't know
<Lover>
well, do you own a green jaguar
<Toney Boney>
yes..
<Toney Boney>
WHY WHOS DRIVING MY CAR
<Toney Boney>
WHY WOULD I EVEN ASK THAT ITS NAT ISNT IT OF COURSE IT IS GOD I HATE HER SHE ALWAYS STEALS MY CARS AND BREAKS THEM AND THEN ITS "OH TONY IM SORRY BUT YOUR CAMARO GOT STUCK IN THE SIDE OF A WASTE FACILITY IN BANGKOK" AND HOW DID SHE EVEN GET IT TO BANGKOK AND WHY DOES SHE HATE ME
<Lover>
lmao yeah it's her. she just tried to hit wade and peter. why are they all driving around out there
<Toney Boney>
bc i have to unlock the main gate for them to pull up and i dont want to
<Toney Boney>
you just told FRIDAY to unlock it didnt you
<Lover>
yes
<Lover>
but hey at least foggy isnt here yet
<Toney Boney>
no but clint may have a ruptured spleen so
<Lover>
how
<Lover>
what are you doing
<Lover>
see now i wanna come down there but im scared to bc i dont want to be involved in the chaos
<Toney Boney>
pls come help me i am scared
<Lover>
fine but if these cats get out and pee on stuff it isnt my fault
<Toney Boney>
what
<Toney Boney>
nevermind just hurry bc wade and peter are here and theyre fighting
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...