<B-Man>
I am like 90% sure Thor thinks Tony is cheating on Steve and that Steve knows about it
<Sam-A-Lam>
lmao
<B-Man>
no but he just said he's gonna teach Tony a lesson this doesn't sound good
<Sam-A-Lam>
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOTTA TELL CLINT
<B-Man>
ok but i am concerned
<Sam-A-Lam>
ah don't be tony'll be fine and it will be funny and also steve needs some cheering up
<Sam-A-Lam>
WAIT WHO DOES THOR THINK TONY IS SLEEPING WITH
<B-Man>
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HE DIDNT SAY
<Sam-A-Lam>
ha dude im gonna tell him im sleeping with steve
<Sam-A-Lam>
DUDE BUT HOW FUNNY WOULD THAT BE DUDE. DUDE. DUDE OH MY GOD HE WOULD DIE. ASGARD WOULD HAVE TO MOURN FOR LIKE WEEKS BC THOR WOULD BE DEAD. CAUSE OF DEATH, ME BEING HILARIOUS
<B-Man>
okay but here's another idea: don't do that
please don't do that
this building has suffered enough today
<Sam-A-Lam>
oooh jealous
<B-Man>
what is that even supposed to mean though
<Sam-A-Lam>
idk it sounded like a good taunt in my head
<Sam-A-Lam>
bc i'm actually a five year old
<B-Man>
wow your language is very advanced for a toddler
<Sam-A-Lam>
ha ha ha funny man i'm gonna go talk to clint
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
