Avengers Texts

Tony To Bruce

<Tonyyy>

eyyyyyyy bro u mind sleeping near nat n clint

<Bruceee>

no thats fine

<Tonyyy>

oh
okay then

<Bruceee>

what?

<Tonyyy>

nothing i just kinda expected a no

<Bruceee>

i like those two
we get on

<Tonyyy>

get on like friends or like freaky sex

<Bruceee>

THE FIRST ONE TONY
THE FIRST ONE MAN FUCKIN FUCK YOU

<Tonyyy>

i don't want you to fuckin fuck me

<Bruceee>

yeah only steve does that right

<Tonyyy>

we do not
i think i annoy him

<Bruceee>

oh please u dont annoy him
u n him r like
angsty love

<Tonyyy>

you been talkin to hill again

<Bruceee>

maybe
she isnt bad

<Tonyyy>

yeah well fury's moving half of the damn agents in with us
i'll get used to her

<Bruceee>

has he just possessed your tower?

<Tonyyy>

yeah pretty much
i have coulson, hill, you, nat, clint, cap, thor
a bunch of other agents i dont even kno

<Bruceee>

sam's not moving in anymore?

<Tonyyy>

OH FUCK MAAAAAAAAN I FORGOT SAM
DAMNIT

<Bruceee>

haaaaaa

<Tonyyy>

sTEVE IS GONNA KILL MEEEEE

<Bruceee>

wtf does steve have to do with it?!

<Tonyyy>

sam is like
his bestie

<Bruceee>

just get his shit set up and text him

<Tonyyy>

got JARVIS on it
gonna go watch some lotr with da baee

<Tonyyy>

that was a joke

<Tonyyy>

don't go spreadin that round

<Bruceee>

maybe

<Tonyyy>

maaan fucccccck you