<Tony>
hey there spangly
<Capsicle>
hey
i am coming over i swear but natasha and i had a quick thing in russia
i'll be over in ten
<Tony>
saving your great nation again
<Capsicle>
kinda my job
<Tony>
well i think you should quit
<Capsicle>
and do what
<Tony>
hang out with me? i could buy sweden
<Capsicle>
why would you want to?
<Tony>
ikea
<Capsicle>
what?
<Tony>
YOUVE NEVER BEEN 2 A FCKN IKEA HOLY SHIT
<Capsicle>
what the heck is an ikea
<Tony>
promise you'll let me take you
not today because pop culture movies
but soon
<Capsicle>
of course
<Tony>
get back to work, cappy, i'll see you in ten
<Capsicle>
if i don't get killed by russians
<Tony>
what
<Capsicle>
nothing
see you
<Tony>
don't die
please don't die
<Capsicle>
i won't tony, calm down
<Tony>
promissssssse
<Capsicle>
promise
<Tony>
go get em tiger
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
