<BROTHER>
what the actual fuck are you doing
using my curling iron
<Thor>
APOLOGIES BROTHER! SHE NEEDED IT!
<BROTHER>
you're doing it wrong anyways. you're supposed to put the thing around the hair.
<Thor>
I AM DOING THAT
<BROTHER>
no you aren't, let me do it.
open the window.
<Thor>
AHA I SEE YOU LURKING THERE BROTHER
WHAT IF I LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE
<BROTHER>
then i'll just wait til you fall asleep and cut all your hair off
<Thor>
I'M COMING BROTHER
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
