<Shiny Head>
YOU WANNA EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE HARBOUR TURNED FROM WATER TO TEA LAST NIGHT
<Pain In My Ass>
nope
<Shiny Head>
DAMMIT STARK
<Pain In My Ass>
i was having a party! we recreated american history!
<Shiny Head>
YOU TURNED NEW YORKS BIGGEST HARBOUR INTO A BOWL OF TEA SOUP
<Pain In My Ass>
whatever
do you know when cap's comin back?
<Shiny Head>
no
and i heard about that stunt you pulled with the fireworks
twice
<Pain In My Ass>
steve doesnt like them what else am i gonna do with my power and wealth
<Shiny Head>
hMM IDK
BUY A BOAT FULL OF TEA AND GIVE ME AN ASSACHE
<Pain In My Ass>
eeeeyup that too
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
