Avengers Texts

Steve To Tony

<Cap>

yo

<Tone>

ayeeeee lmao whassup blondie

<Cap>

nothing

sams stuck on some skyscraper

<Tone>

i told him to stop snapchatting and flying

i need to fix that, i'll do that rn actually

<Cap>

and since im the official formal tony request service now, i also have to mention that natasha wants a hair curler or straightener, i cant remember, and clint needs ear pieces, also he wants a flying suit

<Tone>

i'll have it all done by friday, minus the ear pieces bc fury wont send me specs

i'll have to make some from scratch

<Cap>

ur good engineer tony

<Tone>

thnx u r good @ freedom and eagles and working dat ass in spandex

<Cap>

why thank you

<Tone>

what u doin

<Cap>

im bored, cos bucky wont talk to me and i dont like cooking shows

<Tone>

coking shows?

<Cap>

nat and clint r watching them

hells kitchen and bakeoff

<Tone>

but have u seen hannibal?

<Cap>

hannibal?

<Tone>

its a good show

<Cap>

JARVIS SAYS ITS ABOUT A CANNIBAL WHAT THE FUCK

<Tone>

dammit i shouldn't have taught u to use him

yes but its tasteful and awesome and u will like

<Cap>

jarv says i would not like it

i trust ur AI more than i trust u

<Tone>

oh, come oooon

i'll take a break from the lab which i know u want cos i been down here ten hours

<Cap>

AWWW U KEPT TRACK OF TIME THATS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

<Tone>

i had jarvis alert me every two hours

<Cap>

u cant make me do what u want by rationing our friend time

<Tone>

i'll eat somethinggggggg

we can watch it in the movie theatre room and if u dont like it u can nap on that one cooooouch