Avengers Texts

[GROUPCHAT: Clint, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Wade]

<Clint>

GUYS ME AND THE R-MAN ARE AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND WE'RE SPYING ON BUCKY AND SAM

<Rhodey>

word

<Clint>

AND THEY STARTED K I S S I N G

<Steve>

WHAT

<Natasha>

HA HAAAAA I WIN AGAIN ROGERS. TWENTY BUCKS

<Wade>

I just got your snapchats. boy they really are going at it

<Natasha>

yeah same... this is a family restaurant they need to chill out

<Rhodey>

they're so handsy

<Steve>

there's a joke in there somewhere about bucky's arm and the word "handsy"

<Clint>

sam is a dirty mouth slut guys. I never realized this

<Natasha>

do you and rhodey always stalk your friends on dates

<Rhodey>

no, we're on a bro date and happened upon sam and bucky

<Steve>

first of all what is a bro date and second that's a lie you're stalking them

<Rhodey>

a bro date is what you and I are doing next saturday and okay maybe we are stalking them so what

<Natasha>

update me on the kissing you fools. snapchat me

<Wade>

yeah seriously I'm bored I want this kissing drama

<Clint>

have you talked to peter?

<Wade>

no i'm at work

<Natasha>

talked to peter about what?

<Wade>

just stuff

<Steve>

stuff like good or stuff like I have to start hating you again

<Steve>

because I can start doing that

<Wade>

no no you can still like me.

<Wade>

wait why

<Wade>

did peter say something

<Wade>

IS HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME

<Clint>

YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID STEVE. THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LET YOU DO STUFF

<Steve>

HE'S NOT GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU

<Wade>