Avengers Texts

Natasha To Steve

<Nat>

look i'm in the fucking bath right now and i'm not moving but tony's not running away hes driving so stop freaking out

<Spangles>

thats not why im

<Spangles>

just go back to your bowl of wet dirt

<Nat>

BATHS ARE NOT BOWLS OF WET DIRT FUCK U
also if not that he drove off then y r u mad

<Spangles>

apparently hes worried about me and buck
and idk
thats kinda my fault

<Nat>

hes worried about u cos hes in love with u
not ur fault

<Spangles>

hes what

<Nat>

did u not kno?

<Spangles>

hes not in love with me

<Nat>

yes he so totally is r u blind
did u loose ur sight after 100 yrs in ice

<Spangles>

first rude
second he isnt. in love. with. me.

<Nat>

he is
literally the entire tower ships it

<Spangles>

ships?

<Nat>

nvm. we all know u 2 r in love

<Spangles>

hes not in love with me
he probably thinks im a dick after this shit
and i know he thinks im into buck but im not

<Nat>

U LOVE HIM TOO
O H M Y G O D

<Spangles>

COULD U CUT IT THE FUCK OUT

<Nat>

no bc u 2 r in love and everythings gonna b alright
you'll see
auntie tasha gonna make it all ok

<Spangles>

don't call urself auntie tasha. and what happened to u tryin to set me up with the chick at the counter at the hospital

<Nat>

well obviously thats never gonna happen bc youre into tony
i can work that easy like 1 2 3 baby dont even worry bout it

<Spangles>

r u joking me rn

<Nat>

fight me bitch

<Spangles>

ur naked and wet im not fighting u

<Nat>

what u afraid of boobs or somethin?
do u work on assassins creed?

<Spangles>

u have a creed?

<Nat>

video game
no chicks in this new one
not important

<Spangles>

im not afraid of boobs

<Nat>

goodie gumdrops
oh ps can u spy on bruce n clint for me real quick

<Spangles>

theyre in bruces lab

<Nat>

doing?

<Spangles>

clints throwing knives at a target on the wall and bruce is talking to him and making something that looks illegal

<Nat>

is it purple and bubbly

<Spangles>

yeah
its shooting up onto his face

<Spangles>

okay that wasnt supposed to happen
clints up now

<Spangles>

i think he might
yes bruce has just fallen asleep

<Nat>

HAH I FUCKIN KNEWWWWW IT

<Spangles>

knew what that bruce was gonna almost burn his face off and clint was gonna have to fix it

<Nat>

no
well yeah kinda
but he has narcolepsy and i TOTALLY CALLED IT WOOOOOOP!

<Spangles>

narcolepsy?

<Nat>

its this thing where if u get super excited or upset u fall asleep

<Spangles>

um but if he does then how is he the hulk
i feel like he goes big and green when that happens

<Nat>

my guess is he gave himself narcolepsy so he wouldnt hulk all the time
but hulk is for anger

<Spangles>

whatever do you know if tonys okay? and coming back soon?

<Nat>

idk, hes ur boyfriend not mine

<Spangles>

NOT MY BOYFRIEND

<Nat>

#sorrynotsorry

<Spangles>

I DONT UNDERSTAAAAAAAND

<Spangles>

god you didn't used to be so annoying what happened

<Spangles>

I feel like you and Maria both got a lot more ridiculous and other people obsessed right before the tower

<Nat>

we aren't other people obsessed we are caring and we aren't annoying and talk to tony