Avengers Texts

Tony To Clint

<Iron Fox>

how's bucky

<Hawk Shark>

man idk he's quietly watching us all as usual

<Iron Fox>

will u try to be nice to him?

<Hawk Shark>

uh
why

<Iron Fox>

bc steve likes him & at least 80% of his memories are still shield fabrications & he didn't really even do anything to steve but i dont think he knows that fully & i kinda feel bad for him

<Hawk Shark>

man

<Iron Fox>

he walks into rooms prepared to be put down
he's lost most of his life

<Hawk Shark>

ehhh

<Iron Fox>

you know what its like to have people play with your insides when you dont know about it. and he hasnt got many memories of his own to comfort him so pls

<Hawk Shark>

FINE but only cos ur my bruh
and bruce says i have to get off his lap

<Iron Fox>

are you 2 like a thing or

<Hawk Shark>

what

<Iron Fox>

cos i swear i thought you and nat were a thing

<Iron Fox>

but you and bruce are a thing

<Iron Fox>

but she and bruce are a thing

<Iron Fox>

unless shes not in u guys' thing?

<Hawk Shark>

yes

<Iron Fox>

TO WHICH ONE

<Hawk Shark>

how's cancer kids project going

<Iron Fox>

so we're just gonna be done talking about
okay
just gonna change subjects like that

<Iron Fox>

it's going well. i feel so useless tho cos i cant cure cancer

<Hawk Shark>

yeah but i bet those little hospital kids love meeting iron man

<Iron Fox>

they do, but i cant fix them and its just so frustrating

<Iron Fox>

i can hand out money and prosthetic limbs and equipment and i can try but i can't save their lives

<Hawk Shark>

bruh
ur not god dont try to save everyone

<Iron Fox>

yeah
did bruce get marie to her room?

<Hawk Shark>

yeah
when u sent bucky back up he seemed less intense did u sedate him

<Iron Fox>

no. but steve was nice to him so

<Hawk Shark>

oh good job steve

<Iron Fox>

yeah

<Hawk Shark>

how'd the tests go?

<Iron Fox>

gonna have a srs talk w/ fury about his memory restoration and why its taking for-fucking-ever

<Iron Fox>

and i was gonna get him a better arm but he likes the one he has so

<Hawk Shark>

you seen sam? i havent seen him in a while

<Iron Fox>

he's probably circling the trump building in the late hours
he likes kicking the high up windows that have lights on cos he thinks one of them could be donald trump

<Hawk Shark>

well when he comes back i need him cos he has something of mine

<Iron Fox>

do i wanna know

<Iron Fox>

no i do not i dont wanna know pls dont

<Hawk Shark>

he has my underwear

<Iron Fox>

pls tell me u have more than 1 underwear also y does he have them

<Hawk Shark>

i told him to replace an american flag w/ my underwear while he's out & take a pic but now i just want my underwear

<Iron Fox>

but u have other underwear right

<Hawk Shark>

yes but the ones he took have sharks on them

<Iron Fox>

O HM Y GOD R U FCKN SRS

<Hawk Shark>

it's alright tho i have others

<Iron Fox>

U HAVE MULTIPLE PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR WITH SHARKS ON THEM
NOPE IM DONE
DONE

<Iron Fox>

D O N E

<Hawk Shark>

maaaaaan

<Iron Fox>

DDDDDDOOOONNNEEEEEEEE