Avengers Texts

Natasha To Steve

<Widow>

hollah @ ya girlllll

<Capsicle>

what?

<Widow>

wazzzzupppp, oldie?

<Capsicle>

oh, you know
knitting argyle socks in my rocking chair, listening to my phonograph play some classical symphonies, eating mushy granola
old people stuff

<Widow>

lmAO CAP UR HUMOUR IS INSPIRING

<Capsicle>

im pretty hilarious, ik

<Widow>

so u made stark eat.
congrats

<Capsicle>

he always eats for me

<Widow>

if ur chest didnt swell with pride as u typed that then my name isnt Natasha

<Capsicle>

well, ur name isnt actually Natasha
but yeah maybe im a little pleased about it
im glad he eats when i make him

<Widow>

speaking of eating, clints watching the great british bakeoff

<Capsicle>

is it even time for that yet?

<Widow>

last year's
im watching hells kitchen bc gordon ramsay is my bissssh

<Capsicle>

i can see that

<Widow>

go txt ur boyfriend i have to get sam off a skyscraper

<Capsicle>

did he finally crash that damned falcon suit

<Widow>

yep
texting and flying, no doubt

<Capsicle>

have u seen his snapchats
his face kills me

<Widow>

LMAO IKR
AND HALF OF THEM ARE CAPTIONED "SOARIN, FLYIN" BC HE WATCHES HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 800 TIMES A WEEK

<Capsicle>

sigh
i will text tony, actually, but not becase u told me to, because i have to talk to him

<Capsicle>

also bruce is asleep in the hall outside my room and since clint is still deaf i cant yell for him

<Widow>

i'll tell him
have u seen his hearing aids?

<Capsicle>

nope
but im old so obviously i know all about hearing aids

<Widow>

hahaha
i think loki took them
and fury keeps pushing back the date for when he'll get him new ones

<Capsicle>

i'll talk to tony

<Widow>

please do
he doesnt like everyone in the house remembering he's disabled

<Widow>

also he brought home a dog last night and its sleeping in bruces lab but it smells so get thor to wash it

<Capsicle>

u went on a mission to capture a brazilian spy
u mean to tell me he brought a dog home
from ur extremely dangerous assassin mission
in BRAZIL?

<Widow>

eeeeeyup. and it was really smelly and thor should clean it

<Capsicle>

interesting

<Widow>

i have to go, sam's getting impatient hanging off the side of a building 300 stories up

<Capsicle>

yeaaaaah u should probably go get him

<Widow>

probably a good idea, ye