Avengers Texts

Natasha to Rhodey

<Nat>

divorce tony

<Rhodey>

why

<Nat>

he chose team no breakfast over team pancakes and yet here he sits. eating breakfast. what a scoundrel.

<Rhodey>

it's like 7 pm why are you eating breakfast

<Nat>

because we wanted breakfast. we spent most of the day fighting and then saving peter and then fighting some more

<Nat>

also tony never knows what time it is and i'm pretty sure he thinks it's like 9 am

<Rhodey>

that's my guy

<Nat>

that's really not something you should be proud of

<Nat>

he's building a model house out of jam packets and silverware

<Rhodey>

last time he did that clint knocked it over and stabbed himself with a fork on accident

<Nat>

yeah this never ends well. and bucky and sam keep making ballerina people out of their food i'm surrounded by children

<Rhodey>

nat

<Rhodey>

you wanna make a ballerina too don't you

<Nat>

i already did and she's the best one bc she looks like me

<Nat>

and i am the superior ballerina

<Rhodey>

where are you guys? i could eat

<Nat>

diner two streets from the ihop. near the chinese restaurant that's only open on monday and wednesday and from 4-9 am on sunday

<Rhodey>

that place is lit

<Rhodey>

i mean we're all pretty sure it's also a chinese mafia den

<Rhodey>

but damn their shit is good

<Nat>

alright but we're at the diner next door

<Rhodey>

cool i'll be there in 10

<Nat>

tony may be drunk before you get here. warning.

<Rhodey>

that's my guy

<Nat>

i will never understand you

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