<Natty>
k so get this steve and tony had a deep moment where steve had to physically pry him off loki an then they did an intese eye fuck and steve was all 'im fine, u catching me wasnt so bad' and they left together tHATS A CANON RIGHT
<Maria>
SO CLOSE
SO VERY, VERY CLOSE
<Natty>
dont worry i'll set them up
im the master
<Maria>
good
make them smooch i want it official
<Natty>
u got it champ
and u can stop hiding
<Maria>
good i think i inhaled half a gallon of bleach
<Natty>
why does he have bleach
<Maria>
probably to clean blood off the floors or something
<Maria>
nope it cant be for blood because theres a big puddle of it
<Maria>
actually it might be red jello
<Maria>
im leaving i dont wanna kno
<Natty>
good plan
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
