<Bird Bro>
u guys goin hard down there
<Bucky's Guy>
yes man it's lit
<Bird Bro>
burning calories and stuff
<Bucky's Guy>
yeah omg like I feel like I've lost ten pounds I bop too hard
<Bird Bro>
wowwwww nice
<Bird Bro>
wow so bucky must be passed out huh
<Bucky's Guy>
what? no he and Natasha are comparing their pas de deux
<Bucky's Guy>
why?
<Bird Bro>
well it's just, you know, that metal arm probably weighs him down and he's on hormones and all so he probably gets dehydrated quicker
<Bird Bro>
he should have like. carbs. bread.
<Bucky's Guy>
i shall steal him from this pas de deux contest and make him eat bread
<Bird Bro>
i think that would be best
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
