Avengers Texts

Natasha To Maria

<Nat>

okay i know we have our bet, and separate plans for making them kiss
but we should work together to get them to stop fighting its getting on my damn nerves

<Marie>

yeah i know right
tony is a pouty lil fuck and caps jumpy now
can they just not

<Nat>

i dont get cap
i really dont

<Marie>

bucky is his boy
like if clint tried to fuck with u an i were like no gtfo and he didnt
would u still b friends with him

<Nat>

clint knows better than to fuck with me an my shit
he tries anything i'll rip his dick off
should've seen what i did when he lost my curling iron

<Marie>

why did he have it

<Nat>

wanted to see how far he could shoot it
it went into the ocean
i was pissed

<Marie>

u ever get a new one?

<Nat>

no, sadly

<Marie>

ask tony for one

<Nat>

i should
he'll do whatever i say i terrify him

<Marie>

u terrify everyone

<Nat>

awww thanks sweetie

<Marie>

not a compliment but whaaaatever

<Nat>

steve said we got other people obsessed and annoying

<Marie>

rude

<Nat>

ikr

<Marie>

but i mean we are a little. overcompensating. with the other people. and stuff

<Nat>

what do you mean?

<Marie>

nvm