Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony)
Steve learned how to use Apple
Maria Hill is a fangirl
Phil Coulson is also fangirl
Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building)
Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony)
Loki is h...
where's bucky I wanted to come apologize but he isn't downstairs
<Clint>
I tricked Sam into taking him to get food
<Clint>
I was like. ooooh he needs carbs. made up some shit about his arm and shit. and Sam was like oh no he must stay hydrated
<Captain Ass>
that is genius
<Captain Ass>
can we stop the ballet wars tho bc natasha is angrily doing all these twirls
<Captain Ass>
and when they fight about this shit i'm always in the middle of it
<Clint>
ah, well. too bad. they were fighting about who had the best fifth position a few hours ago. it was scary.
<Captain Ass>
it really is
<Clint>
can i just say that. i don't know anything about ballet
<Captain Ass>
same
<Clint>
can I also say. I love rhodey
<Captain Ass>
S A M E
<Clint>
one final thing I should say
<Clint>
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<Clint>
I am the coolest and the memest. and I enjoy food
<Captain Ass>
all true
<Clint>
come down here and get your boyfriend to buy some pizza
<Captain Ass>
yeah. also Bruce is on the floor outside his lab but he's breathing so he's asleep
<Clint>
leave him
<Clint>
he and loki have been talking for a while he probably just got excited
<Captain Ass>
speaking of loki where is thor
<Clint>
he's walking the dogs
<Captain Ass>
ahhh. I just saw a cat
<Clint>
we have a lot of those too
{ here is some clint barton art by Kevin Wada
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this is literally how I imagine and write him at any given time. p.s. the twitter accounts are back up, except maria's, who will be back shortly-ish. anyways. don't forget to vote. }
