<Sinner>
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF
<Sinner>
WELL
<Sinner>
TONY AND I WERE DOING THINGS
<Sinner>
AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN THAT STUPID SONG COMES ON
<Sinner>
AND HE THREW HIMSELF OUT OF BED SCREAMING "Y'ALL HATERS CORNY WITH THAT ILLUMINATI MESS"
<Sinner>
WHAT THE HELL
<Natasha>
listen steve i don't have time to explain to you how important beyonce is to our people
<Natasha>
and by our people i mean all people. as in every living human. she graces us with her existence she is like moses to the egyptians except better because beyonce still cares for the egyptians and moses is dead
<Sinner>
gah
<Natasha>
come bop with us and while you're down here apologize to bucky
<Sinner>
okay.
<Sinner>
give me a minute I have to wait
<Sinner>
because SOMEONE left MID-COITOUS and now my thing is UNCOMFORTABLE
<Natasha>
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Sinner>
IT IS NOT FUNNY
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
