<Tony>
listen here motherfucker
<Tony>
come back here immediately
<Tony>
NOW
<Tony>
reed is getting really mad and johnny is not really helping and we need to go bc I am SINCERELY WORRIED about the house and the people in it. and the damage they are causing. to the house.
<Tony>
which we all have to live in. and they are probably currently destroying.
<Bruce>
uh hey so when I said the thing I didn't mean the Johnny thing I meant the OTHER. THING. THE OTHER THING TONY THE OTHER THING WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE WE HAVE TO GO
<Tony>
I KNOW WE HAVE TO GO YOU TOOK OFF
<Bruce>
I AM TRYING TO MAKE CALLS FOR THE OTHER THING THE OTHER THING TONY REMEMBER THE OTHER THING.
<Tony>
WHAT OTHER THING THIS IS THE THING
<Bruce>
NO, TONY.
THE O T H E R THING
<Tony>
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
<Tony>
oh my god
<Tony>
FUCK
<Tony>
OH FU CK CAN WE STILL GO I AM SO LATE,,, HOW DID YOU LET ME FORGET THE FUCKING SENATE MEETING I AM GONNA GET SUED AND PEPPER WILL BURN MY FLESH OFF
<Tony>
IF YOU KNEW WHY DIDN'T YOU GO YOU'RE GONNA GET SUED TOO THAT THING IN TURKEY WAS PARTLY YOUR FAULT
<Bruce>
... bc i didnt wanna go and without you its pointless and if i dont remind u i dont have to go
<Tony>
YOU LITTLE
<Tony>
WHY DIDN'T YOU. IUWEGFIWGEFLK WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING
<Bruce>
if we move now pepper says we can make it
<Tony>
like how much longer until we can't do it anymore
<Bruce>
end of the week if it's not taken care of she says there's nothing else we can do
<Tony>
I'm bringing johnny w/ me
<Tony>
meet me in the car
<Bruce>
i'm in the car, don't bring johnny, everyone will hate you and also johnny
<Tony>
okay fine fine fine
<Tony>
reed's pissed
<Tony>
also I still have to do that other other thing
<Bruce>
the thor thing?
<Tony>
NO THE STEVE THING FSFSFSFSFSSS I FORGOT THOR'S THING SHIT FIRE AND SAVE MATCHES FUCK MY LIFE
<Bruce>
lets just send the court a rain check ok
<Tony>
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BC CLEARLY MY ORGANIZATION SKILLS LEFT NO ROOM FOR THE GOVERNMENT
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FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
