Pepper To Natasha

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<Pep>

where the fuck is tony

<Nat>

with steve

<Pep>

where

<Nat>

y u need to kno?

<Pep>

cos he's supposed to be at the investor meeting
little fuck

<Nat>

im not telling u
they're having a moment

<Pep>

uggggh

<Nat>

also tony almost killed loki
and ur window needs replacing

<Pep>

hoW THE FUCK DID HE BREAK THE WINDOW THAT SHIT IS LIFE PROOF
AND DEATH PROOF
SUSTAINS SHARKS

<Nat>

loki has a hard head
tony was wearing an iron man arm
steve had to step in
it got cute

<Pep>

awwwwwww

<Nat>

yes i was pleased
clint and marie have suggested kissing so im going to get on it

<Pep>

yes make them hook up
i like this plan

<Nat>

ugh but tony's so
jEALOUS
OF EVERYTHING
AND HES SUCH A BABY LIKE LITERALLY
'OH I ALMOST KILLED STEVE WAAH'
AND HE DOES THAT THING WHERE HE PRETENDS LIKE U DIDNT HURT HIS FEELINGS AND JUST MAKES SOME SNARKY COMMENT AND WALKS AWAY BUT
ACH ITS FRUSTRATING

<Pep>

i know
but he tries

<Nat>

i dont try and ppl still like me

<Pep>

cos ur hot
and scary
and have fabulous hair

<Nat>

well when u put it like that

<Pep>

i gotta go, meeting has commenced

<Nat>

aight

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