<CAP>
hey :)
<Maria>
hey
<CAP>
i heard ur wail
u okay
<Maria>
mays being a doodyhead
<CAP>
a doodyhead
<Maria>
yes. its a bad bad curse word.
<CAP>
mhm im sure
<Maria>
r u condescending to me
<CAP>
yes i am
anyways come to the lab me & tony need a company
<Maria>
a company
<CAP>
company whatever
get down here or i'll come up there and make u
<Maria>
u might have to bc im tipsy & i had a lot of chinese
& candy
<CAP>
oh dear
<Maria>
i was watxhing hannibal
<CAP>
i love hannibal
<Maria>
ooh same
cannibalism is gr8
<Maria>
wait no its not
<Maria>
so drunk, stevey
<Maria>
sdrink
<Maria>
lots of drunk
<Maria>
drinky & chinese candy
<Maria>
chinese drunk candy
<Maria>
help
<Maria>
i dont want to leave may's be it smells like her what if she dies
<Maria>
ehhhhh steveeeee
<CAP>
yeah ur too drunk for stairs im coming to get u
<Maria>
htank u steve i luhv yiu
<Maria>
lovu you
<Maria>
i dunt know
<Maria>
haelp
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
