Avengers Texts

Natasha To Melinda

<Nat>

hey u like purple right

<Melly May>

i dont particularly dislike it

<Nat>

y do i even bother, it looks good on u so i got u a dress and ur gonna wear it

<Melly May>

ohhhhkay

<Nat>

hows libya

<Melly May>

fine

r u home? will u check on marie?

she seemed upset

<Nat>

cos ur doing her job

and shes asleep

<Melly May>

did she use the stuff tony gave her

<Nat>

her face looks better so i assume she did

arms still a little red and puffy but thats probably because it took most of the heat

<Melly May>

yeah

good then im glad

she can do her freaking job again soon

<Nat>

oh please. u were worried about her.

<Nat>

also theres a basketball in there and shes asleep on it???

<Melly May>

in where? my room?

<Nat>

on ur bed

<Melly May>

ugh shes sleeping in my bed again?! was she eating? she always does and then i have to clean again

also why is there a basketball

<Nat>

no idea to either of those things

but steve and tony have been downstairs this entire time

jarvis has the whole thing locked and the plastic glass covers up

bow chicka wow wowwwww

<Melly May>

oh good for them

i'll be home in an hour or so

<Nat>

good, im sure marie will be glad to c u

bruce and clint are asleep in clint's "roost" and its adorable bc bruce is laying on top of him

<Melly May>

awwwww

<Nat>

everyone in the house is asleep

im literally just walking into all the rooms and watching them

i can c y clint likes it

<Melly May>

please dont start watching me sleep

its bad enough i have to clint proof my door, natasha proofing it might prove impossible

<Nat>

i wont

i'll just watch sam sprawled upside down and backwards on the purple couch in the movie room with jaws on in the background

<Melly May>

okay now that is srsly the best thing i've heard ever

coulson says stay out of his room

<Nat>

tell him to bite me and i'll c y'all when u get here

<Melly May>

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk