Natasha To Clint

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<Natty>

u still got eyes on stark?

<Clint>

yep
day two and hes still just making shit

<Natty>

okay get out of the lab then
i need u to move bruce cos hes asleep on the staircase and he doesnt like me moving him

<Clint>

hm i wonder y anyone wouldnt like u grabbing their arm and yanking them across the floor

<Natty>

its the easiest way to move people!!!

<Clint>

NOT WHEN THEY TURN INTO A GIANT GREEN RAGE MONSTER WHEN U PISS THEM OFF

<Natty>

thats y i need u to do it
i'll sneak in and check on stark later

<Clint>

we could just tell him about the three idiots

<Natty>

that would ruin the fun

<Clint>

yeah
and if he kicks them out i wont be able to watch coulson sleep anymore
hes really freakin funny
sleeps in captain america pjs in captain america sheets with a captain america doll

<Natty>

OH MY GOOOOOD

<Clint>

and u said watching ppl sleep was useless

<Natty>

i didnt say useless i said creepy

<Clint>

u sleep weird btw

<Natty>

just go get bruce

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