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<Dickwad>
i have a plan
<Coulson>
does it involve killing me again
<Dickwad>
i said i was sorry
<Coulson>
THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT I WAS DEAD
<Dickwad>
well you're alive now
and back to my plan
<Coulson>
fine yes tell me ur plan
<Dickwad>
i heard natasha speaking about tony building steve a jet pack
so the next time tony leaves i sneak down and mess it up a little
and you keep him upstairs until i get back up
then miss hill suggests steve go try the jet pack
eventually he will cave and go out to try it
then when he starts to fall tony catches him
voila
<Coulson>
ITS RIGHT OUT OF A ROMANTIC FILM NOIR
I LOVE THIS PLAN
IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR U STABBING ME
<Dickwad>
excellent
steve usually makes tony come up to eat around 12 so be ready to enact the plan soon
<Coulson>
k
gotta tell marie
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
