<HAWK>
hey bruce fell asleep in his lab so im moving him but
can u look for my hearing aids?
cos i cant fucking hear barely anything and i cant find them
<WIDOW>
someone took
ur hearing aids?
<HAWK>
maybe
i mean they were where i usually put them and this morning they werent
i probably lost them
<WIDOW>
i will find them
and punish the theif
<HAWK>
okay great
but dont kill anyone
and dont like
wake up bruce
<WIDOW>
i wont
<HAWK>
and dont remind anyone
cos they forget im deaf most of the time
<WIDOW>
y they givin u shit or somethin
i'll kill them
<HAWK>
hun nobody could even try to give me shit im the fuckin hawk
<WIDOW>
aight boo
<HAWK>
aight
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