<Nat>
soooooo, how was ur date with capsicle?
<After Dat USA Ass>
wonderful
he made me eat
<Nat>
tony, u hate eating
<After Dat USA Ass>
i do not
<Nat>
im making my judgemental questioning face
bc srsly u hate food
ur weight is all liquor
u have been in not one, not two, but seven coma's bc u hadn't eaten
<After Dat USA Ass>
and i hold the record for most resuscitations at the four major new york and malibu hospitals
<Nat>
exactly
u hate food
so how was lunch "wonderful"
<After Dat USA Ass>
bc steve acts like getting me to eat is his greatest life accomplishment
and the guy killed nazi's so thats saying something
<Nat>
awwwwwwww tell him u love him already
<After Dat USA Ass>
NO
AND I DONT
AND HE ISNT GAY
AND UR STUPID SHUT UR STUPID MOUTH
<Nat>
lmao @ ur shit
<After Dat USA Ass>
whatever
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