<Banner>
if u do not contain ur fucking brother i will fucking fuck u both up the ass with microscope
<Lil Shit>
what is ur prob now
<Banner>
HES EATING POPTARTS LOUDLY
AND HE STICKS THEM EVERYWHERE
AND HE LEAVES HIS HAMMER ON TOP OF MY SHIT
AND HES SO LOUD
<Lil Shit>
fine yes i'll come get him
don't hulk out
<Lil Shit>
or pass out jfc ur always asleep when i come up there
<Lil Shit>
did u just
did u just fall asleep rn
<Lil Shit>
r u jokin me rn tho
<Lil Shit>
if i get up there n u passed out im gonna take pictures and put them all over instagram
<Lil Shit>
i'll do it i swear
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