<Pep>
im gonna strangle tony
<Marie>
what did he do
<Pep>
he put strawberries in the fridge and i got mad at him and now hes acting like a wounded puppy
fury just told me he bought a drill and a toaster from uzbekistan or where ever
<Marie>
in his defense, we did need a new toaster cos bruce turned the old one into a flesh fryer
<Pep>
heard about that
god i cant leave you kids alone for one day can i
<Marie>
no not really
cos when u leave phil acts like he's in charge and if we do something he doesnt like he puts us in the naughty corner
<Pep>
oh my goddddddd thats hilarious
<Marie>
we all have a designated corner
and we have to stand in it for three minutes every time he tells us to go there
its like SHIELD all over again
<Pep>
he did that to u at HQ too!?
<Marie>
whenever fury was out, phil was in charge
he almost got thrown off the helicarrier a few times actually
<Pep>
haaaa
does tony have a corner
<Marie>
hes in it right now
for 'hogging captain america'
<Pep>
OH MY GODDDDDD I CANT
<Marie>
im have to go
i've been sentenced to time out for having inapropriate works at my workstation
<Pep>
bUY SOME FLASH DRIVES I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN LIKE TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO
<Marie>
he's just jealous cos its tony and steve not him and steve
<Pep>
im laughing too hard at this
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Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
