Avengers Texts

Tony To Bruce

<Tonyyyyyy>

fury's pissed about the drill and toaster

<Bruceeeeee>

we need the drill
and the toaster

<Tonyyyyyy>

right
i need a coffee maker 2 and i hear theres a korean manufacturing plant that makes one u hook up to the stove
makes six pots at a time
and its got cute little bears and rabbits on it

<Bruceeeeee>

so its kawaii

<Tonyyyyyy>

wHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING BRUCE

<Bruceeeeee>

its my main accomplishment in life

<Tonyyyyyy>

i just said that to fury
r u psychic

<Bruceeeeee>

great minds think alike

<Tonyyyyyy>

yeeeeee
so u think furys gonna go off if i buy the coffee maker

<Bruceeeeee>

yeah probably
just get a normal one til pepper stops being mad and then use her card to get it

<Tonyyyyyy>

fine

<Bruceeeeee>

nat makes great coffee btw

<Tonyyyyyy>

probably full of the blood of her enemies
or the darkness of mens souls
or arsenic
or something else creepy and illegal

<Bruceeeeee>

not kiddin man its like jesus christ came down and gave her the secret to life and then she put it in liquid form as coffee

<Tonyyyyyy>

u sure ur not having freaky sex with her an clint cos u like them way too much

<Bruceeeeee>

I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS HAVING FREAKY SEX WITH PEOPLE TONY

<Tonyyyyyy>

wut if ur sleepwalkin an u didnt even kno

<Bruceeeeee>

ur an idiot

<Tonyyyyyy>

we've only lived together three days and u hate me
this is gonna tear us apart

<Bruceeeeee>

dont worry
we r bound by science

<Tonyyyyyy>

thats touching