Tony To Bruce

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<Tony>

WHAT THE FUCK
DID U JUST DO
TO MY TOWER

<Bruce>

uhhhh just needed some power
so i asked thor to make it lightning

<Tony>

ON MY ROOF?!
THIS TOWER
IS MADE OF METAL
U JUST SHORTED JARVIS
I MEAN HE REBOOTED COS HES GOOD LIKE THAT BUT STILL

<Bruce>

OUR roof
and yes bad idea i know

<Tony>

why did u need lightning

<Bruce>

power a thing i made, its gonna help detect metals and gems n materials when we use that giant drill
i took ur coffee pot btw cos i needed it
not for the drill thing but a diff thing

<Tony>

i know
its ok bc apparently new coffee pot comes today

<Bruce>

yaaaaaaaaaay more natasha coffee

<Tony>

right
also u wERE SLEEPING WITH CLINT

<Bruce>

not SLEEPING with him
i fell asleep and he had to bring me to my room and i guess i wouldnt let him go or something

<Tony>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

<Bruce>

dont aw me ur down there with steve for days

<Tony>

he didnt tell me it had been days
i thought it was wednesday

<Bruce>

have u eaten

<Tony>

he keeps bringing me food

<Bruce>

what r u makin anyways

<Tony>

its done now, thanks to nat for getting me off the roof
u can see it in a minute

<Bruce>

yaaaaay

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