<Bruceeee>
im in ur house
<Tonyyyy>
you were already here
also ur house now too
<Bruceeee>
i meant im leaving the lab and going to the kitchen
need a toaster
<Tonyyyy>
uhhhh
okay
<Bruceeee>
organization 13 shall be mine
<Tonyyyy>
DONT START WITH ME ON THOSE STUPID FUCKING VIDEO GAMES BRUCE I WILL END YOU
I WAS FINE WITH PORTAL
EVEN BIOSHOCK
BUT KINGDOM HEARTS WAS BEYOND THE LINE
<Bruceeee>
buttface
<Tonyyyy>
i was working on a jet pack for cap in the lab earlier
<Bruceeee>
rad
<Tonyyyy>
i want a pet
<Bruceeee>
not today tone
maybe tomorrow
finish ur movies with steve
<Tonyyyy>
its so sweet he's a cgi virgin
he's gonna lose it in toy story
and he thinks gandalf is a pedophile
<Bruceeee>
first y u keep callin him sweet
2nd thats not the only virgin he is i bet
<Tonyyyy>
bc he is
and looking like that, r u kiddin, he aint no virgin
<Bruceeee>
but if he is you're gonna fix it right
<Tonyyyy>
i'll buy him a stripper
<Bruceeee>
stop cleverly avoiding my jabs
u want da patriotic booty
<Tonyyyy>
fe fi fo fum
i smell a bruce thats jealous of tony
<Bruceeee>
u aint got da patriotic booty
n i dont want it anyways
<Tonyyyy>
MORDORRRRRR
TTYL
<Bruceeee>
right on
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionSomeone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is h...
