Akaashi: *making dinner*
Bokuto: Heyyyy Akaashi. Don't make food for me.
All of Fukurodani: There goes his emo mode. Why is he even doing this right now?
Akaashi: *to the team* Kuroo made fun of his inability to cook earlier.
Kuroo: *from a distance* Well he can't even make toast.
Bokuto: Kuroo shut up! You won't be my bro anymore *pouts dramatically*
Akaashi: *done with this crap* Take your damn food and eat it, Bokuto.
Bokuto: So blessed. Thank you, Akaashi. *sticks his tongue out at Kuroo*
Extras
Bokuto: Hey Kuroo, from what I remember your boyfriend can't cook for you...
Kuroo: Bro, don't bring Kenma into this.
Kenma: *from a distance* Whatever it is, don't involve me.
Yaku: Kuroo keep our precious Kenma out of your argument.
Kuroo: But Bokuto started i-
Yaku: Stop.
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