Haikyuu!! Crack

KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)

•It has gotten to the point where Yaku will bring home food from a take out restaurant if Kuroo says he's cooking

•Yaku however, is a master baker and chef

•Rather than go out somewhere fancy for dinner on their date nights, Kuroo will beg Yaku to make dinner and dessert and they'll chill on the couch watching a cheesy movie (Mean Girls is a favorite of Kuroo's)

•When they do go out, they'll go on a stereotypical date like the aquarium or art museum but Kuroo will be really dorky and Yaku will have to give him The Mom Stare™

•(Shhh I swear Kuroo wears contacts) but if they're just at home Kuroo will put his glasses on because it's more comfortable and Yaku will tease him about how adorable he is with them on

•When the whole team of Nekoma meets up for dinner or some similar situation, Kuroo and Yaku will be really lovey-dovey and Kai probably gets really uncomfortable, Kenma stops paying attention to what's going on around him, Yamamoto is off drooling over the waitress, and Lev happens to comment on their height difference (which earns him a kick from both the Captain and the Libero)