these have all really happened so enjoy my idiocy
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Me: Pls c'mon hurry up download pleaseeee
Bro: What are you even downloading
Me: Haikyuu
Bro: What
Me: That page I showed you with the guy who blocked a spike
Bro: Oh
Me: And it has my husband in it-
Bro: We all know
Me: oh.
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Me: *sees Haikyuu in a magazine at Walmart*
Me: HOLY BWAH GWAHHH AHHH FUUUDDDDGEESICLES MY HUSBANDOS
People around me: *slowly back away*
Me: *under my breath* I swear I'm not crAZY
People around me: *back away more*
Me: looooook it's Suga bby everything is better
Me: *hugs the magazine*
People around me: *gone*
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Me: *draws chibi Haikyuu characters*
Me: *hangs drawings on wall*
Mom: Who are those...?
Me: ... characters
Mom: *walks out of room*
Me: *pets Suga drawing* She just doesn't understand...~
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Me: *posts this*
You: She's officially gone off the deep end
Me: nOOO STAY
You: *already leaving*
Me: *hugs Suga tighter* they left me ;-;
Suga: Beautiful girl, I'll never leave you
Me: Wait what if reader-chan is still here...
Suga: ...
Me: ...
Suga: ...
Me: ...
Me: I think they left already tho
Suga: I would have-
Suga: I mean I love you
Me: *crawls into trash can* I can't even get a FICTIONAL PERSON TO LIKE ME
Me: But thank you for over 1K reads and over 100 votes reader-chan! It means so much to me as this book was #13 in Fanfiction for a whole day at one point, making it my most popular book ever! So again, thank you and I hope you all enjoy whatever else I may happen to write in the future~ Bai (◠ω◠✿)
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