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Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)

Ushijima- Not knowing how to be subtle, or anything but blunt, he would command you to lay on the couch (politely ofc). He would promptly do the stereotypical vampire routine, finishing by asking if you were okay. ((or y'know he could seductively whisper "You should have come to Shiratorizawa" in your ear; thank you for that idk what to call you here (rip)))

Tendou- "The Guess Monster" certainly lived up to his name, he could "guess" that you wanted him, and he was happy to comply. You pleaded him to take you to your room, as it was more private. Upon ariving, the bite would come on fast, along with the occasional ghost of hands over your back and upper thigh.