Haikyuu!! Crack

KuroKen Texts

Kuroo: I might as well call you Google, cuz you have everything I'm looking for

Kenma: Kuroo stop drinking

Kuroo: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Kenma:

Kuroo: Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number

Kenma: Shouyou does better tbh

Kuroo: Hey Kenma, feel my sweater.

Kenma: Kuroo, you are so drunk it's not even funny

Kuroo: Know what it's made of?

Kenma: ...

Kuroo: Boyfriend material

Kenma:

-the next day-

Kuroo: Hey Kenma

Kenma: Are you sober

Kuroo: Yes. But last night, what does "Shouyou does better" mean

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma: I have to go now