Haikyuu!! Crack

AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)

SFW

•If Noya is anxious or upset, Asahi can calm him down immediately by hugging him from behind

•Asahi occassionally depends on Noya's compliments during a match if he's feeling more uptight than usual

•Noya will never bad mouth Asahi behind his back, or in front of his face. Noya just won't say anything bad about him

•Asahi admires Noya's outgoing-ness and practices talking assertively in the mirror, trying to sound confident like Noya

•Noya was the one to ask Asahi out

•Asahi is the one to suggest dates (hint hint wink wink nudge nudge)

NSFW

•Noya has a wide assortment of toys, but Asahi isn't a big fan of them so he only allows them to be used on special occassions

•They hardly ever fight so when they do have make up sex it's passionate af

•Noya likes to top but he'll get on his hands and knees if Asahi asks

•Asahi asks a lot

•But he knows Noya enjoys feeling dominant so he lets the other have his way a lot

•Hoo boi, birthdays are quite the day

•Just wait til they have their own house

•Damn