Sterek one-shots

Daddy Kink

I don't know why I wanted to write this but I think it's funny. It's not smutty or anything.

Also, authors note at the end.

"No, no, listen. It's fucking hilarious!" Scott shouted over the pack who was all talking at once.

"No, Scott, shut up!" Stiles begged.

"Nope, I can't not tell them this. It's literally pure gold."

"Scott, please!"

"So, you know how my mom and I had dinner with Stiles and his dad...."

"Hey, so...I might have invited Derek. Is that okay?" Stiles asked his dad.

"Yeah, that's fine."

"Okay. Do you need help with anything?"

"No, kiddo, go play."

Stiles laughed "I'm not six. I don't 'play' dad." He said right before squealing as the doorbell rang.

John chuckled focusing back on the food cooking in front of him.

"Scott!" Stiles yelled hugging the other.

"Hey!" Scott smiled back. "I brought that new video game!"

"Okay, this is boring. Can you get on with it?" Jackson sighed.

"Right, sorry. So, Derek shows up just before dinners done. This is where it gets funny."

"I can't believe you didn't believe that I couldn't pass that test without Stiles' help." Scott groaned toward his mom.

"Scott, you refused to study with me and bombed that test. Like, you did so bad Mr. Harrison is making you retake it. With his help. He's going to physically sit down and help you. On the test. That you failed. Miserably." Stiles said.

"Way to throw me under the bus." Scott groaned.

Stiles rolled his eyes "Can you pass me the ketchup, daddy." He asked staring at his plate.

Both John and Derek reached for the bottle, Derek stopping his movement hand floating out infront of him.

John coughed glaring at the two.

Stiles looked up finally realizing what had happened and dropped his fork. "It's not...I don't....we don't...." Stiles stuttered.

"Wait, so you're saying that Derek responded to Stiles calling him Daddy." Allison asked, mouth on the floor.

"I was talking to my dad!" Stiles whined.

"But, Derek didn't think you were." Scott laughed.

"You're right McCall, this is gold."

"Jackson, I'll kill you if you tell anyone!" Stiles yelled.

"Wait, do you have a daddy kink?" Lydia asked.

Stiles looked down. "Does Derek!?" Isaac yelled.

"I'm not talking to any of you." Stiles sighed.

"No, you have to tell us." Isaac begged.

"It started as a joke..." Stiles whined.

"Stiles, just do your fucking homework." Derek groaned as he finished making dinner.