Sterek one-shots

If You'll Have Me

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"Stiles." Derek yelled banging repeatedly on my window. "Stiles! I fucking know you're in there!"

I groaned pulling open my bathroom door holding my towel tightly around myself unlocking the window for him. "What!?" I snapped.

"Oh, sorry. I need your help."

I sighed grabbing some clothes from my dresser. "I don't have time to research for you this week. I have to study."

"No, no that's not it. But it will take up part of your night."

"I'm not really looking to get the shit beat out of me by some big bad either." I groaned.

I watched him bring a hand up to his neck. "It's not that either..." He sighed. "Look, get dressed and then I'll explain everything." He said dropping into my computer chair.

I got dressed exiting my bathroom for the second time since Derek decided to disrupt my night. When I walked out he actually looked nervous. He was bouncing his leg and rubbing his hands against his pants.

"Derek, what's going on?"

He looked up at me. "I need you to be my boyfriend."

I choked on my spit. "Excuse me?"

"I need you to be my boyfriend. Just for one night." He said. "My mom is having everyone over and my grandma is all anal about me being single and is more than pushy about trying to set me up all the time a-and I just can't do it. Please, Stiles. I-I don't know who else to ask."

"How about we do this instead. Okay, so we'll do the alphabet. Starting with 'F' and ending with 'U'."

Derek sighed rubbing his hands over his face and getting up heading toward the window.

"Derek, wait." I groaned, internally beating myself up. He stopped not bothering to turn around and face me. "Why can't you just ignore it until it goes away?"

"She's been doing this since Paige." He said softly. I watched his jaw tense as he looked down.

"Why me?"

He shrugged climbing out of the window. "Don't worry about it." He said jumping off the roof and running off.

I groaned. "You're such a fucking pain, Derek Hale." I said to myself grabbing my phone.

To: Scotty
Hey. You got a minute?

From: Scotty
Yeah, what's up? You okay?

To: Scotty
Derek just asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend for his family.

From: Scotty
Why?

To: Scotty
I don't really know.

From: Scotty
Well, what'd you say???

To: Scotty
FU. But then I asked about it more-obviously not getting much from Mr. Broody. I haven't actually said no tho...I don't know what to do.

From: Scotty
Well...you could but aren't you like just getting over him? Do you really want to deal with all that again? I know for a fact that you're going to fall for him all over again if he's introducing you to his family and acting all lovely dovey.

To: Scotty
I don't know. Fml. How's Allison?

From: Scotty
She's still mad at me. Ugh. Wanna just be gay together? Although, I kind of hate you.