Demi Imagines 2.0

ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ 5.0

Another stupid one hehe

You're at home playing Neko Atsume with your girlfriend, Demi...

"I want more cats."
"Don't we all," you reply, not looking up.
"I mean in the game."
"Me, too," you reply.
Ketnipz enters the room. "Frick," he informs you.
Demi looks up and whips out some potato chips from her pocket. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Gimme it," Ketnipz says, coming over to the two of you.
"Here," Demi says, handing him a chip. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"It," he lifts the half-eaten chip before cramming it in his mouth. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ. "Is lit."
"Litty," Demi agrees.
"Litty titty," you concur.
"Litty titty kitty," she says, nodding.
"Itty bitty kitty," says a kitten, walking into the room.
"Frick," Ketnipz says.
"Where did that kitten come from?" you ask, and Demi shrugs, putting a chip in her mouth. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
Ketnipz goes over to the kitten. "Pet a ket," he says, petting the kitten.
"Bitch, back the fuck off," the kitten says, running away.
"Get the ket," Ketnipz says, waddling after the kitten.
"You don't own me, bITCH!" yells the kitten.
"LITTY TITTY KITTY, BITCHES!" you scream, running after the pair.
"Come back, Snoopy Snoop!" Demi cries, and you run back over to her.
"What is it?"
"Here," she says, handing you a chip. You put it in your mouth. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ. "The name's Snoop. Snoopy Snoop," she tells you.
"Pyramids," you agree, and she grins.
"So pyramid."
"Much pyramid," you add.
"True!"
"Ice cream sales and murder rates are related," she says, and you put a hand on your chin.
"Yes."
"Because if a bitch steals my ice cream, she's gonna be dead," she says, and you nod in agreement.
"Ice cream kween," you tell her.
"Thank you."
You sit down beside her, and she whips out a chip from her magic pocket.
"Chip?"
"Thank you."
You sit on the couch, ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ-ing together.
"How old are you?" Demi asks.
"Gay-teen."
"Thought so. How are you?"
"I'm gay," you tell her.
"Me, too."
"Want to gay together?"
"Are we going to lesbian?" she asks, cramming another chip in her mouth. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"Yes we are."
You move over to her and sit in her lap. She feeds you chips. ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ.
"We're so good at lesbianing," she says, feeding you another chip.
"So good," you reply.
"Much lesbian."
"So ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ."

A/N
wasn't as great as some others but I laughed while proofreading so that's a good sign