Fallout Preferences and Oneshots

As cheesy jokes

Cait:

"What's a hair dresser's favourite exercise? Curls."

Curie:

"Why did the man get ran over by a bike everyday? Because he was stuck in a vicious cycle."

Danse:

"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field."

Deacon:

"What happened to the plant that was growing in the math classroom? It grew square roots!"

Gage:

"My therapist told me time heals all wounds. I stabbed him, now we wait..."

Hancock:

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

Macready:

"I still miss my ex..but hey, my aim sure is getting better!"

Maxson:

"Which knight invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference."

Nick:

"The other day I got tazed. It was a very shocking experience."

Old Longfellow:

"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships."

Piper:

"What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta."

Preston:

"What did the two oceans say to each other? Nothing, they just waved."

X6-88:

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste too funny."