Destiel One-shots

Never. Watch. SPN. With. Your. Parents.

So, I watched last night's episode with my parents, and it just further proves why I can NEVER watch Supernatural with my parents.

*spoilers for season 14?*

Mom: So this is the last episode with Dean in it?

Me: What? No.

Mom: But you said-

Me: He's going to kill himself, but it's not the last episode with Dean in it.

Mom: Oh, it's definitely the last episo-

Me: No it's not!

Mom: *thinks this is funny*

Dad: Dean dies in this episode.

Mom: He can't die.

Me: Yes he can, we'll just bring him back, except that we can't bring him back from what he's planning-

Mom: So it's the last episode with Dean in it.

Me: nO It's NOT. *glares*

Mom: *laughs*

Mom: You should see the look she's giving me. If looks could kill, I'd be dead.

Dad: Dead like Dean.

Me: How about I break that bowl over your head? Dean is not dying, so SHUSH.

*episode starts*

*mystery man appears*

Mom: Who's that?

Me: I don't know.

Mom: What's he pouring in there?

Me: Salt.

Mom: Who's she?

Me: I dunno, probably a virgin.

*man kills girl*

Mom: Why did he kill her?

Me: I don't know.

Mom:....Oooooh, so she's a sacrifice...

Me: Probably.

*episode cuts to Sam and Dean driving in the Impala*

Dad: Hold on. Are they really towing that coffin behind the car this whole time?

Me: I guess so.

*episode goes back to mystery man*

Mom: Is that Michael?

Me: NO, Michael is locked up in some icebox in Dean's head. That's why he wants to go in the box and drown.

Mom: I wanna know who that guy is.

Me: Well, if you watch the episode, I'm sure you'll find out.

*episode continues*

Dean: *talks to Cas*

Me: DESSSTIEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

Dad: What's Destiel? Dean and Cas combined into one person?

Me:.......Uh....Sure.

Dean: *finds out that Sam told Cas about his impending doom*

Me: *thinking* Oh shoot, Sammy, you done messed up. I can just hear Dean screaming "YOU TOLD MY BOYFRIEND?!?!?"

Dean: *refuses to say goodbye to Cas*

Me: *all I can hear is 'I don't think people like Cas say goodbye. They just say see you then'*

Me: *is dying*

Me: *uses all of my willpower not to absolutely LOSE my SHIT because HOLY CRAP CAS IS DRESSED LIKE DOCTOR SEXY, IT ONLY TOOK THEM 14 SEASONS, THANK YOU!!!*

Me: *small screeches because I cAn'T*

Dad: *gives me a weird look*

Cas: *angel mojos Donatello back*

Me: Superpower Cas is back!

Sam: *tries to talk Dean out of death*

Me: *dying*

Sam: *punches Dean*

Me: THANK YOU SAMUEL.

Sam: *does his whole little heartbreaking speech*

Dean: *hugs Sam*

Me: *literally near tears, ohmychuck the FEELS*

Dad: *extremely sarcastic* Aww, now they're gonna huuuuuug.

Me: Shut up.

Dad: Is he crying? Aww, go on and crrryyyyyy

Me: SHUT UP.

Dad: *makes fake whimpering noises*

Me: *bitch face of doom*