Imagines and One-Shots (Book Three)

Baby Boy (Maxx Danziger)

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this is the greatest maxx blurb of all time

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"So, Y/N," Zach's evil grin was on full display, "What's Maxx like in bed?"

You weren't at all surprised to find yourself in this situation. You were in the band's dressing room before a show and one of the ways they would kill time beforehand was by embarrassing the absolute crap out of each other. You were never really part of the ritual – you just sat next to Maxx on the couch and listened in – but you would laugh along for a while until you decided to leave and find a spot in the crowd like you always did. So when you heard your name, you were a bit surprised.

But what you weren't surprised with was the question.

"We really don't need to talk about it," Maxx insisted before you could respond, but you didn't give anyone else a chance to challenge him.

"So you're saying I shouldn't mention your daddy kink?" you asked him.

"Y/N!" Maxx shouted while the rest of the band's jaws dropped, shock written all over their faces.

"I'm sorry – do you not like it when I talk about our sex life in front of your friends?" you smirked, "I just thought you did considering you've been telling them all about what I'm into." Your boyfriend shrunk down in his seat slightly.

"How'd you find out about that?" he mumbled.

"Maxx, did you honestly think they weren't going to make fun of me for apparently 'liking it when you bang me harder than your drums'?" you rolled your eyes.

"I didn't say that!" he exclaimed, shooting back up in his seat.

"It was implied when you said she liked it rough after concerts when you're still sweaty," Zach snickered. You shot another glare at Maxx while he just avoided eye contact.

"Wait," Cody grinned mischievously, "Does Maxx actually have a daddy kink?"

"No," you replied, making him look at you again as you stood up.

"Are you saying that because he doesn't or because he's here?" Dan wondered.

"Because he doesn't," you shook your head while walking backwards in the direction of the door. You stopped at the doorframe though, leaning up against it. "He does like it when I call him 'baby boy' though," you stated truthfully, hearing Maxx let out a soft groan as he covered his face with his hands – he should have known he wasn't getting off that easy.

"Does he now?" the boys smirked simultaneously, their gazes flicking back to an embarrassed looking Maxx while you simply giggled.

"Have a good show, guys!" you chirped, causing them all to look back at you.

"Thanks, Y/N!" your three friends said in unison before Cody continued, "Have fun out in the crowd! Be careful!" You nodded in response with a smile, allowing that smile to turn into a smirk when your eyes met your boyfriend's.

"I'll see you after the show, baby boy," you winked at Maxx, hearing his friends already making fun of him before you closed the door behind you.

And sure, maybe you knew you were in for it when the time came to be with Maxx again once the fans filed out of the venue, the band's instruments were all packed up, and you were all back at home.

But you'd be lying if you said you weren't more excited for it than you'd ever been before.

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pretty short but im still laughing