Passione Groupchat

He Can Use A Phone!

Bucciarati has created "Jahsiwsbdjejs" groupchat.

Bucciarati added Mista, Giorno, Fugo, and 3 other participants.

Bucciarati: evening

Mista: naw wtf is this💀

Fugo: what does it look like, genius?

Mista: I'm just surprised Bucciarati can use a phone

Bucciarati: how old do you think I am..?

Mista: do you want the politically correct answer, or the honest one?

Bucciarati: I'm literally 20, I'm not a grandpa, Mista

Narancia: more like a mom lmao

Bucciarati: what is that supposed to mean?

Mista: anyways that's a creative name you got there, Bucciarati. Was the keyboard smash the only thing that came to mind?

Bucciarati: unfortunately, yes.

Mista: leave this to me😼

Mista has changed the groupchat name to "We Need A Free Day".

Mista: trying to see if Giorno catches the hint

1 participant is now online.

Abbacchio: what.

Mista: yo, Abba! Check this out! Bucciarati can use a phone!

Bucciarati: ENOUGH

2 participants are now online.

Giorno: that is, indeed, impressive.

Bucciarati: I give up.

Trish: I agree with the gc name

Mista: sis you barely do anything in here 💀 you're kind of... you know... not in the team

Trish: I'm an ally!
Trish: Also, I'm trying my best! I'm a very busy lady, you know?!

Mista: sure, I'll let you live that fantasy for now🧘‍♂️

Giorno: also, I already told you: The free day will come when we get everything sorted out.

Fugo: Giorno, with all due respect, we quite literally have everything sorted out

Giorno: what about that massive amount of paperwork that was on your desk yesterday? That didn't look sorted out to me

Fugo: but it is. I finished it all this morning

Giorno:
Giorno: how did you even do that..?

Fugo: I've got some aces up my sleeve, boss✌️

Narancia: we woke up at 4 am to finish all of it

Abbacchio: that's what the noise was all about???! I thought we were being robbed, Nara!!

Narancia: IS THAT WHY YOU APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LAMP, TRYING TO USE IT AS A WEAPON?!?!

Abbacchio: Listen, it was instinctive...
Abbacchio: also you two talk awfully loud!! Some people are trying to sleep!

Narancia: Aw boo-hoo! The poor baby man can't handle a little bit of noise at 4 am :(

Abbacchio: Narancia, you two were screaming at each other and throwing stuff around, OBVIOUSLY I woke up!

Giorno: there, there, people. Narancia, Fugo, I admire your dedication but 1. You need to sleep, and 2. Don't scream so loud next time
Giorno: Also, Abba, a lamp?!

Abbacchio: YES, A LAMP

Mista: sorry to interrupt this totally normal conversation, but
Mista: does that mean we get a free day, tomorrow?👀

Giorno:
Giorno: Narancia, how's the report from last week?

Narancia: done, AND I even printed it with colors 😏

Fugo: but... the report is black and white...

Narancia: dedication, my friend💪

Giorno: Mista, how did your night shift go?

Mista: everything under control, boss! No signs of drugs anywhere 🤠

Giorno: Abbacchio?

Abbacchio: I sent you the files by e-mail.

Giorno: God, what would I do without you guys...
Giorno: alright, you do deserve a free day.

Mista: no, my friend, I think you got a bit confused there with the words
Mista: I think you meant WE

Giorno: no, I meant you
Giorno: Mista, I can't just take a day off, that's not how it works

Fugo: well, I am your secretary, so if you're not taking a day off, neither am I

Mista: yeah Giorno, and I'm basically your right hand. I ain't taking a day off if you aren't

Narancia: yeah and the fun thing is that we all take a day off! Not just 5 of us 😭🖐

Mista: yeah, I wanna watch the Minions movie with all of you :((

Fugo: aww how straight...

Mista: how dare you call me straight😟

Fugo: sorry, too far...

Giorno: okay, fine, WE'll take a day off tomorrow

Mista: HELL YEAH!!

Narancia: MINIONS! MINIONS!

Bucciarati: are you sure, Giorno?

Giorno: yeah, I think I can deal with the consequences.

Mista: then it's settled! God, this is gonna be so much fun!!

Bucciarati: we aren't watching the Minions movie.

Giorno: we are, this is an order 🔫