"I Wish I Was Never Born™"
Rikiel: thanks for the presents, Father Pucci
Donatello: yeah thank you, I really liked mine!
Donatello: you know what I'm gonna enjoy even more?
Donatello: seeing Giorno turn around and leaving for good
TheGoldenSucc: is this because I didn't buy you a gift?
Donatello: I told you people I wanted that one book >:/
Donatello: also dad, don't think we didn't notice you asking Hol Horse to buy our gifts
ZAWORUDO: I'm a very busy man
Enrico: anyways, it was good having you here, Giorno. Feel free to come back whenever you feel like it
Ungalo: why are you leaving so soon, big bro?
TheGoldenSucc: well, I can't stay here forever, and I have work to do, Galo
ZAWORUDO: you could
ZAWORUDO: you know
ZAWORUDO: leave that to someone else
TheGoldenSucc: padre, I'm the boss of Passione, I can't just "leave that to someone else"
ZAWORUDO: For fuck's sake, Giorno, you're 16, go ride a bike or something
TheGoldenSucc: the one Hol Horse bought me?
ZAWORUDO: sure, why not
TheGoldenSucc: dad, I don't know how to ride a bike
Donatello: you drive around with a car that's more expensive than my organs, and YOU CANT RIDE A BIKE???
TheGoldenSucc: Narancia taught me once
TheGoldenSucc: it was traumatizing...
TheGoldenSucc: he insisted on me sitting behind him, but the moment we started moving, we almost got ran over ☹️
Donatello: should've gone through with that
TheGoldenSucc: okay, then you don't want the gift I got you
Donatello: you're my favorite brother
TheGoldenSucc: I bought stuff for everyone, they're under the tree. I'll be going now
TheGoldenSucc: I'll text you guys
ZAWORUDO: bye Giogioooo
Enrico: have a safe trip back
Rikiel: bye Giorno!!!
Ungalo: bye byeee
Donatello: die
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Pineapple: thank you for the gift, big bro🥺
Ham: you're welcome.
Ham: man, is it nice to spend Christmas in an actually good house
Elsa: agreed, I feel rich for once in my life
Cheese: man this place ROCKS, we should've licked the boss' boots more often, we could've had this place way sooner!
HatGoesHahaFunny: speaking of boss, do guys have the paperwork I asked?
GenderfluidMirror: Riz please it's Christmas 😭
HatGoesHahaFunny: it will be your last if you don't have those papers 💸💸
GenderfluidMirror: what if I tell you we don't have them
HatGoesHahaFunny: pay up your fees boy
GenderfluidMirror: MAN
Cheese: okay what if we go get them now
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
